lubricates:

date me its for a school project 

gnarly:

im in a love hate relationship with myself

disowns:

i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it

jerkenglish:

do you ever wonder how many tourist photos you’re in the background of

tropicalifornication:

*goes out of room*

*grabs food*

*goes back in the room*

*repeats the next day*

untexting:

it’s so sad when you crave someone you can’t have

resurgance:

me when i have more than $20

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dopelucas:

i’m punching myself in the face
dopelucas:

I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair

ronaldreagay:

f is for friends who abandoned me after 8th grade

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